Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Mila Kunis & Christina Applegate


SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR
GUTS.>>James: NOW IT IS WORTH
BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD QUITE THE REACTION
TO EVEN SITTING AT THIS TABLE, RIGHT.>>I’M A VEGETARIAN.>>James: YES.>>AN I DON’T MIND PEOPLE WITH
MEAT OUT. BUT I’M LITERALLY LIKE HOLDING
MY BREATHE A LITTLE BIT. HAVE I A SERIOUSLY SENSITIVE GAG
REFLEX.>>James: I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT
WE HAVE. HERE WE HAVE GHOSTPEPPER HOT
SAUCE. WE HAVE A COW TONGUE. WE HAVE SARDINES. WE HAVE PICKLE JUICE.>>JUST A WHIFF OF SOMETHING,
SORRY.>>James: SOY SAUCE AN
MAYONNAISE. GRASSHOPPERS. CALFS BRAIN.>>James: OH GOD.>>CLAM JUICE.>>James: OKAY. SO THAT’S WHAT WE HAVE GOT. HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO,
WITHOUT AM I WILL BE– .>>CAN YOU PUT THE REALLY SMELLY
THINGS OVER THERE.>>TOWARDS THE PREGNANT LADY.>>IER’S GOOD.>>James: I WILL BE ASKING
MILA QUESTIONS. YOU WILL BE ASKING CHRISTINA,
CHRISTINA, YOU WILL BE ASKING ME, EVERYONE CLEAR? ALL RIGHT, SO MILA, YOU ARE
FIRST. AND I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU CLAM
JUICE.>>OKAY.>>James: OKAY?>>OKAY.>>James: AND YOUR QUESTION
IS.>>OH, WOW, THAT IS REAL CLAM
JUICE.>>James: WHAT DID YOU THINK
IT WAS.>>COLORED WATER. NO, IT’S REAL.>>James: HERE IS YOUR
QUESTION, ASHTON KUTCHER.>>YEAH, THAT’S MY HUSBAND.>>James: CARROT STICK OR BEER
CAN?>>OH MY GOD. WHY– .>>James: YOU CAN EITHER TELL
US OR YOU CAN DRINK THE CLAM JUICE.>>ANSWER THE QUESTION. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.>>OKAY, HAVE I TO HAVE ONE OR
THE OTHER?>>OH, MILA.>>CARROT STICK.>>James: COME ON, CARROT
STICK.>>I THINK AES– HIS HANDS ARE
SHORT.>>James: NO.>>BEER CAN.>>James: BEER CAN. WE’RE GO WITH BEER CAN. ALL RIGHT. SHORT AND STUBBY.>>LIKE A AGAIN IS.>>James: LIKE A CAN.>>LIKE A GUINNESS.>>YEAH.>>James: OKAY. SO KRITION TINA YOUR TURN TO EAT
SO MILA, YOU ROTATE THE TABLE.>>ST ALREADY HERE.>>I’M GIVING CHRISTINA MY
VEGETARIAN PICKLE JUICE.>>James: HAVE YOU HAD PICKLE
JOWS BEFORE. OKAY.>>BE HONEST. WHAT ABOUT ME ANNOYS YOU THE
MOST? CHRISTINA, WE HAVE A LOT OF
PRESS TO DO TOGETHER.>>YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS ME ABOUT
YOU THE MOST, YOUR GORGEOUS EYES.>>A-W.>>James: THAT IS BULL [BLEEP]
THAT IS THE MOST [BLEEP].>>THAT’S ANNOYING, SHE’S SO
BEAUTIFUL. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL.>>James: THAT IS THE MOST A
NOING THING.>>YEAH.>>James: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S
THE ANSWER.>>I ANSWERED THE DAMN QUESTION.>>James: SO CHRISTINA, YOU
HAVE TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT SHOULD I NOT
ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME NOW?>>YOU LIKE CRICKETS, RIGHT.>>James: GRASSHOPPERSES.>>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE
WITH THE POLICE?>>James: NO, WELL– WHEN I
WAS LIKE 14, I RUN– WE WERE AT A GIRL’S HOUSE AND ME AND MY
FRIEND STUPIDLY, AND DON’T DO THIS, KIDS, BUT IF YOU ARE UP AT
THIS HOUR, YOU ARE ALREADY, YOU KNOW. WE CALLED 999 AND SHOUTED FIRE. AND THEN A LOAD OF FIRE TRUCKS
CAME AND THE POLICE CAME AND WE WERE LIKE– SO SORRY. AND I GOT GROUNDED BY MY PARENTS
CUZ THEY FOUND OUT, CUZ IT WAS JUST DOWN THE ROAD MY OUR HOUSE. I WANE ALLOWED OUT OF MY ROOM
UNTIL THE NEXT DAY AND THEN MY DAD CAME UP TO CHECK ON ME, AND
I COULD HEAR HIM COMING UP THE STAIRS SO I GOT DOWN MY
CHILDREN’S BIBLE. AND SAT ON MY BED AND HE CAME. I WAS LIKE OH, I’M JUST READING
THE BIBLE.>>James: OKAY, NOW IT’S YOU,
RIGHT. COW TONGUE. COW TONGUE IS WHERE WE’RE GOING. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE PLOT OF THE
MOVIE THAT YOU ARE IN, JUPITER ASCENDING, AND AS A SECONDARY
QUESTION, THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU DID IT. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)>>.>>James: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE
PLOT?>>YOU KNOW, IT’S ABOUT HUMAN
DESIRE TO– OKAY. [BLEEP].>>LOOK AWAY.>>James: INCREDIBLE.>>OH MY GOD.>>James: ALL RIGHT. SO CHRISTINA, YOU ARE UP NEXT. MILA WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
CHRISTINA TO EAT?>>CHRISTINA CA
FAVORITE CARPOOL? (APPLAUSE)
YOU’RE GOING TO DO IT, YOU KNOW. NO, YOU CAN’T ANSWER IT. JUST ANSWER IT.>>I CAN’T EAT THAT. I SWEAR TO GOD IT JUST MOVED.>>CAN HE EAT IT.>>I GENUINELY DON’T KNOW IF YOU
CAN TEET IT.>>James.>>YOU COULD ACTUALLY DIE.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT AM I, BEAR GRYLLS? (APPLAUSE)
>>(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
.>>James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR
GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS. MY THANKS TO MILAN– MILA KUNIS
AND CHRISTINA APPLEGATE.” BAD MOMS “IS IN THEATER THIS
FRIDAY. COME ON

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